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Soviet Progonya
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 181
Founded: Mar 16, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soviet Progonya » Wed May 25, 2022 6:32 am

-Astoria- wrote:
Frisemark wrote:
Anyone who pronounces Z as Zed (Yes British people I mean you) deserves to be force fed chicken feet

….depending on your tastes that’s more of a reward. Might need to rethink that punishment.

Daily reminder that literally everyone aside from America uses 'zed', so unless you have a bottomless bucket of feet...


Gandoor wrote:I mean I'm pretty sure every single language outside of American English pronounces it 'zed' (or at least uses a pronunciation based upon the Greek 'zeta').

At least we can agree that either zee or zed is better than fuckin izzard.

Fourth option: 'zzz' (as in 'buzz').

Fifth option "zeh", kinda like how I pronounce the cyrillic letter з
Erik | Male | Russian | Christian | Mixed Race
I'm into TF2, Madness Combat, art, animating,
Hotline Miami, competitive rifle shooting.
My art account My animations My fan project
Trans rights and racial equality are based
Current affairs:
Making an FNF mod, don't care if I'm cringe,
Absolutely in love with the game Iron Lung,
Two months on Chad Position circa 24/03,
Late to the party but loving Breaking Bad
A post-apocalyptic nation located entirely within a megastructure amidst a burning Earth, in a world where reality barely holds together and magic arises from the cracks.

Innatist with a side of virtue epistemology, slightly utilitarian with hedonist characteristics, not smart enough to understand economics

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Great United States
Envoy
 
Posts: 343
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great United States » Wed May 25, 2022 6:33 am

I'm thinking of making this nation a FFT space Republic, European US is getting a bit boring
Empire Culture America

The US but more European influenced and extra fancy,plus a decent bit of WW1 culture
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Also,remember "the American dream"?where everyone was rich and free,that was a reality in this nations universe
E pluribusunum
Overhauling Factbooks in progress

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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 786
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Wed May 25, 2022 8:33 am

I'm thinking of advancing my nation's classification to PMT because I've decided to include a machine that turns water into food in my universe lol.
The Republic of Meadowfields
Nous nous relèverons des larmes du passé
Overview | Politics | Religion | Trivia
News ✉ | Faceless bodies found of disappeared people along the Meadowfieldian-Kyurtese border; both countries activate state of emergency | Cleanup underway as Uxbrigh floods finish, with a total death toll of 6,349 | Fascist Bourlounge initiates mass bombing of Bugaria as Bugarian forces close in on its northern islands | Planes carrying refugees from Ashbrid fearing freeze arrive in Goofariask and Meadowfields City | Weather ☀ | Meadowfields City ⛅ -3°/-9°C | Ashbrid ❄ -69°/-78°C | Teshig ☀ 20°/13°C | Goofariask ⛅ -1°/-5°C | Orkhusgol ☔ 17°/10°C |
Proud degenerate leftist
Feeling better today :)
Won't tell you my age or other details, cope
If only pings worked on the forums :(

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A m e n r i a
Senator
 
Posts: 4300
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Wed May 25, 2022 8:44 am

Meadowfields wrote:I'm thinking of advancing my nation's classification to PMT because I've decided to include a machine that turns water into food in my universe lol.


How's the weather over there?
The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)

Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon.


Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?



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European Federation Reunified
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 401
Founded: Jun 20, 2020
Anarchy

Postby European Federation Reunified » Wed May 25, 2022 1:10 pm

Meadowfields wrote:I'm thinking of advancing my nation's classification to PMT because I've decided to include a machine that turns water into food in my universe lol.

This has already been taken.
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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed May 25, 2022 1:28 pm

Great United States wrote:I'm thinking of making this nation a FFT space Republic, European US is getting a bit boring


While I love any (high-quality) FFT empire, I'd say you should make it just a early FFT space power that has colonised a few planets already, instead of a ridiculously-large empire like mine.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed May 25, 2022 1:28 pm

[I dunno why it posted twice]
Last edited by The African Emirates on Thu May 26, 2022 8:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Reich of the New World Order
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Posts: 773
Founded: Mar 08, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Reich of the New World Order » Wed May 25, 2022 1:36 pm

Large FFT empires are the way to go, small ones are boring.
Multiversal News: The Star systems Gushk and Fisyk have reappeared after a thousand years all citizens that live in the neighboring systems are to report for purification || The Eternal Archon wishes to inform everyone that any news about the loss of the eastern part of Heshok are lies made by the terran menace ||||Travel to the Polsik system is suspended due to suspected heretic infiltrations.||

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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed May 25, 2022 1:40 pm

Reich of the New World Order wrote:Large FFT empires are the way to go, small ones are boring.


Being a large FFT empire, I'm inclined to agree, but delving deep into how American culture would change due to being an interplanetary society would be a cool one.

Or you could just do an Expanse and get an advanced alien portal past Neptune
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Reich of the New World Order
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Posts: 773
Founded: Mar 08, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Reich of the New World Order » Wed May 25, 2022 1:43 pm

It would be interesting i just dont think another America is needed
Multiversal News: The Star systems Gushk and Fisyk have reappeared after a thousand years all citizens that live in the neighboring systems are to report for purification || The Eternal Archon wishes to inform everyone that any news about the loss of the eastern part of Heshok are lies made by the terran menace ||||Travel to the Polsik system is suspended due to suspected heretic infiltrations.||

Founder of COG

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Remulia
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Posts: 594
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed May 25, 2022 3:52 pm

Reich of the New World Order wrote:Large FFT empires are the way to go, small ones are boring.

Hey, one of my puppets is a small empire, well, is also a fallen empire, but that doesn't matter.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

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Karazicu
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Posts: 106
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Karazicu » Wed May 25, 2022 6:05 pm

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THE INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU; NEZAVISNA DRŽVA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive; Sprenm z Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
From the ruins of a state in anarchy, the military & police fused up and formed a junta on a Mediterranean island, seeking to create a highly orderly society unlike that in the State of Anarchy.
NEWS (22 MARCH 2003): Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway, Karazicu to remain neutral; Insurgent Removal Act instated and active; Mostas reconcentration relocation center to be established; Multiple suspected insurgents killed in gunfight with CZ officers
QotDMA: 8) greatest emoticon in ns, all other emoticons are made by little girls

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Reich of the New World Order
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Posts: 773
Founded: Mar 08, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Reich of the New World Order » Wed May 25, 2022 6:09 pm

Pretty sure talking to a brick wall would be more productive than going on NSG
Multiversal News: The Star systems Gushk and Fisyk have reappeared after a thousand years all citizens that live in the neighboring systems are to report for purification || The Eternal Archon wishes to inform everyone that any news about the loss of the eastern part of Heshok are lies made by the terran menace ||||Travel to the Polsik system is suspended due to suspected heretic infiltrations.||

Founder of COG

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Karazicu
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Posts: 106
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Karazicu » Wed May 25, 2022 6:10 pm

THE INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU; NEZAVISNA DRŽVA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive; Sprenm z Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
From the ruins of a state in anarchy, the military & police fused up and formed a junta on a Mediterranean island, seeking to create a highly orderly society unlike that in the State of Anarchy.
NEWS (22 MARCH 2003): Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway, Karazicu to remain neutral; Insurgent Removal Act instated and active; Mostas reconcentration relocation center to be established; Multiple suspected insurgents killed in gunfight with CZ officers
QotDMA: 8) greatest emoticon in ns, all other emoticons are made by little girls

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Broader Confederate States
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1531
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Broader Confederate States » Wed May 25, 2022 6:32 pm

Karazicu wrote:(Image)

Can confirm.
President: Phillip J. Morris | Location: Southern U.S., plus Puerto Rico and Alaska | Government Type: Confederation | Year: 2066 | Technology: Oil Crisis MT+ | OOC
haha аляска | Rewrite un-canned, expect it before 2021 March September 2030 maybe. | i honestly forgot basically every interaction i've had on these forums from before like july | We're proud to present...
Witty unattributed quote I'm using to pretend I'm more intelligent than I really am.
--proud to be anti-federalist--

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Valentine Z
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11602
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Wed May 25, 2022 6:41 pm

To be absolutely fair, I think the GameStop Vs Wall Street Bets was the only thread where the 99% of NSG united together.

So that's one crowning moment of awesome, as far as I am concerned. The rest.... Eh.
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• As a wise man once said: 我等は砲兵 皇国の護り (We are Artillery Guardians of the Empire).
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Gonswanza
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Posts: 1580
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gonswanza » Wed May 25, 2022 6:44 pm

Tbh I just fuck around in the votes and that's about it.

Honestly NSG is rather pointless but it's the only place where you can have people sperg out on useless topics instead of flooding F7 with junk
Praise our glorious president Laura Ortiz! Yea, I sell things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
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Reich of the New World Order
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Posts: 773
Founded: Mar 08, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Reich of the New World Order » Wed May 25, 2022 6:47 pm

NSG is just a containment zone.
Multiversal News: The Star systems Gushk and Fisyk have reappeared after a thousand years all citizens that live in the neighboring systems are to report for purification || The Eternal Archon wishes to inform everyone that any news about the loss of the eastern part of Heshok are lies made by the terran menace ||||Travel to the Polsik system is suspended due to suspected heretic infiltrations.||

Founder of COG

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South Reinkalistan
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Posts: 1785
Founded: Mar 12, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Wed May 25, 2022 6:47 pm

nsg is something that's fun to prod once in a while but that you should never get too involved with
THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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Gandoor
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9909
Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Wed May 25, 2022 8:12 pm

people getting mad over nsg existing (not saying it's happening right now but it is a somewhat common trend in this thread) is funny

like this is a political simulator, of course there's going to be a board for OOC political shit
OOC - Call me Viola
IC Flag|Gandoor Wiki|Q&A|National Currency Database
Reminder that true left-wing politics are incompatible with imperialism, authoritarianism, totalitarianism, and dictatorship in all forms.
Flag is currently Ryusoul Pink from Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger/the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Fury
I'm feminine non-binary (but I don't mind or care if you refer to me as a woman).
She/They
OOC Info
Twitter: @Sailor_Viola
Steam: Princess Viola
TGs are welcome

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Karazicu
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Posts: 106
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Karazicu » Wed May 25, 2022 8:18 pm

Gandoor wrote:people getting mad over nsg existing (not saying it's happening right now but it is a somewhat common trend in this thread) is funny

like this is a political simulator, of course there's going to be a board for OOC political shit

Still pretty fun to take the piss out of it, considering that lots of conversations there tend to end up becoming malignant lumps of cancer that hurts to look at.
THE INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU; NEZAVISNA DRŽVA KARAZIJA
In Order We Thrive; Sprenm z Karazija
The Milipol Junta: To control, secure, and [CENSORED]
From the ruins of a state in anarchy, the military & police fused up and formed a junta on a Mediterranean island, seeking to create a highly orderly society unlike that in the State of Anarchy.
NEWS (22 MARCH 2003): Operation Positive Iraqi Freedom underway, Karazicu to remain neutral; Insurgent Removal Act instated and active; Mostas reconcentration relocation center to be established; Multiple suspected insurgents killed in gunfight with CZ officers
QotDMA: 8) greatest emoticon in ns, all other emoticons are made by little girls

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Red Lake Circle
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Posts: 577
Founded: May 05, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Red Lake Circle » Wed May 25, 2022 8:25 pm

Karazicu wrote:
Gandoor wrote:people getting mad over nsg existing (not saying it's happening right now but it is a somewhat common trend in this thread) is funny

like this is a political simulator, of course there's going to be a board for OOC political shit

Still pretty fun to take the piss out of it, considering that lots of conversations there tend to end up becoming malignant lumps of cancer that hurts to look at.

Anything involving a current political issue tends to spin out of control very quickly, in my experience

Remember how the first thread about the recent shootings got locked?
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Gandoor
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9909
Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Wed May 25, 2022 8:51 pm

honestly i just have more important things to do with my time than give parts of this website i don't partake in more than like 0.2 seconds of my brain power but y'all do you i guess
OOC - Call me Viola
IC Flag|Gandoor Wiki|Q&A|National Currency Database
Reminder that true left-wing politics are incompatible with imperialism, authoritarianism, totalitarianism, and dictatorship in all forms.
Flag is currently Ryusoul Pink from Kishiryu Sentai Ryusoulger/the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers Dino Fury
I'm feminine non-binary (but I don't mind or care if you refer to me as a woman).
She/They
OOC Info
Twitter: @Sailor_Viola
Steam: Princess Viola
TGs are welcome

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Great United States
Envoy
 
Posts: 343
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great United States » Wed May 25, 2022 8:56 pm

What i meant is that I want to make a nation where The UN leads the world into space,humanity eventually unites,and they end up taking a good portion of the Orion arm
Empire Culture America

The US but more European influenced and extra fancy,plus a decent bit of WW1 culture
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Also,remember "the American dream"?where everyone was rich and free,that was a reality in this nations universe
E pluribusunum
Overhauling Factbooks in progress

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UIJ
Diplomat
 
Posts: 993
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Wed May 25, 2022 9:05 pm

Gandoor wrote:people getting mad over nsg existing (not saying it's happening right now but it is a somewhat common trend in this thread) is funny

like this is a political simulator, of course there's going to be a board for OOC political shit

I mean yeah but I think the point is it’s a terrible board
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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